All I want to do is draw a simple diagram with Visio. But with Visio, nothing's ever easy. Do the connectors attach to the objects the way I want them to? No, they do not. Do they snap to objects when I don't want them to? Yes, they do. Inexplicably, Visio's "Detailed Network Diagram" template doesn't contain pictures of any switches or routers.
Seriously. What the fuck.
Visio! WHY U NO WORK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO?