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Dear fucktard
Dear moronic co-worker,
If I have taken remote control of your computer, and am in the middle of applying updates to it, do not take that as an opportunity to switch the bloody thing off. There's a reason I locked the console. There's a reason it says it can only be unlocked by me. It's not to frustrate you. It's to stop you from fucking around with it while I've stepped away from my computer.
This is particularly irritating because I was downloading these updates over the world's slowest bloody link, and I can be pretty much guaranteed that the download was at 99% when you decided to switch your fucking computer off.
You fucking-well knew the computer was in the middle of something. At your bloody request! Did you think I was troubleshooting it just for the fun of it? Of course bloody not. Tomorrow, guess what? We will have to start those fucking downloads all over again, from scratch! HA! Jam that up your clacker. And keep the hell away from the power button.
Lots of love,
Max.
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One of your funniest posts to date. Even those people who don't work in IT would appreciate the idiocy of some users. 
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