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In much brighter news, I have just signed up for Cycle Queensland, a 560Km, 9-day bike ride. It's time for me to say this out loud: I AM PROUD OF MYSELF. If you'd asked me 12 months ago if I'd sign up for a long-distance ride like this, I would've l… more »

Best spam of the day: "Would you give up your lung just to be hung?". :>> I swear I'm not making that up!!! Though I do now wonder if there are guys out there who would, you know, give up a lung to be hung. It'd wanna be one awfully big tool. Spea… more »

I've had enough of this off again, on again business. Every time I lose some weight, you put it back on again within days. I'm eating within my limits, and though I could be exercising more, my exercise levels are still within normal parameters. You'v… more »