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A marathon runner, a football player and a cyclist were discussing whether it is better to have a wife or a mistress. The runner says "A wife is better than a mistress. With a wife you can develop a solid and long lasting relationship that will go the distance".
The football player say "A mistress is better than a wife. The excitement and fast pace of the relationship is like a game".
The cyclist says "It's better to have both. That way your wife will think you're with your mistress, your mistress will think you're with your wife, and you can go out and get some riding in". 
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